how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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