Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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