He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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