Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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