Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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