Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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