I want to stick my p in your. b.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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