Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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