lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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