Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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