Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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