would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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