quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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