Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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