the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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