What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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