I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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