she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize
