that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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