I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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