So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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