found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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