Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Found the puke drawer
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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