is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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