I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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