I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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