dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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