it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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