Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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