Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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