talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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