I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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