At least make sure they are 18
Why
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
what day is it and did you see me today?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
