Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I came so hard my ears popped.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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