The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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