You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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