Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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