Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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