Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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