all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
