He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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