doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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