That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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