Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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