I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
