Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
and she was petting her beer can
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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