Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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