she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
