eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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