Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
