"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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