spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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